THE FELONY HOODIE

The hoodie to end all hoodies.

530 GSM. 100% cotton. Oversized. Heavy as hell.

Walk the block in this and someone should probably call the cops, because this thing hits so hard it’s starting to feel criminal.

Boxy fit. Drop shoulders. Thick premium cotton. Clean structure. Slash pockets. The kind of hoodie that makes every other hoodie you own look like it came free with a gym membership.

The print sits clean on the heavyweight fabric, the drape is ridiculous, and the whole thing has enough presence to make standing on a sidewalk look suspiciously expensive.

DETAILS

• 530 GSM heavyweight cotton
• 100% cotton
• Oversized fit
• Drop shoulders
• Thick, structured feel
• Ribbed cuffs + hem
• Slash pockets
• Premium print finish
• Hits harder than legally necessary

FIT

Big. Heavy. Mean.

Take your normal size for the intended oversized fit.

Size up if you want probable cause.

CARE

Wash cold.
Tumble dry low.
Don’t bleach it.
Don’t iron the print.

This hoodie is already committing enough crimes.

FIRST & FOREMOST
SO HARD IT SHOULD COME WITH A LAWYER.