THE F&F MINERAL WASH HOODIE - BECAUSE YOU'RE BORING.
THE F&F MINERAL WASH HOODIE
The most subtle hoodie we make.
Just F&F.
No Dubai.
No rigatoni.
No screaming for attention.
Because if you know, you know.
Built from 350 GSM premium mineral-washed cotton blend, with a boxy fit, dropped shoulders, heavyweight feel, and that broken-in look people usually spend years fucking up a hoodie to achieve.
Maybe you’re not into Dubai.
Maybe you don’t like rigatoni.
Which honestly makes you sound exhausting.
So on second thought, don’t buy this.
Actually, don’t buy any of it.
We cannot have you out there representing us badly.
DETAILS
- 350 GSM heavyweight knit
- 85% cotton / 15% polyester
- Mineral washed
- Boxy oversized fit
- Drop shoulders
- Front pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and hem
- Premium soft-hand print
- Quietly cooler than you
FIT
Loose. Boxy. Easy.
Take your normal size.
Size up if you want more attitude than personality.
CARE
Wash cold.
Tumble dry low.
Don’t bleach it.
Don’t iron the print.
Try not to fuck this up too.
FIRST & FOREMOST
SUBTLE, BY OUR STANDARDS.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 24.41 | 62 | 25.20 | 64 | 25.98 | 66 | 26.77 | 68 | 27.56 | 70 |
| Shoulder | 22.05 | 56 | 22.83 | 58 | 23.62 | 60 | 24.41 | 62 | 25.20 | 64 |
| Chest | 23.62 | 60 | 24.41 | 62 | 25.20 | 64 | 25.98 | 66 | 26.77 | 68 |
| Sleeve length | 24.80 | 63 | 25.20 | 64 | 25.59 | 65 | 25.98 | 66 | 26.38 | 67 |