THE I NEED SILENCE TEE

First off:

I NEED SILENCE.

So if I’m wearing this and you’re talking to me, that’s already your first mistake.

If you’re looking at me too long, honestly, who said you could?

Built from 360 GSM heavyweight 100% cotton, this tee has a boxy fit, dropped shoulders, a premium snow wash, and enough structure to make “basic T-shirt” feel like an insult.

It’s heavy, soft, broken-in, and extremely uninterested in your story.

DETAILS

• 360 GSM heavyweight cotton
• 100% cotton
• Premium snow wash
• Boxy, relaxed fit
• Drop shoulders
• Ribbed crew neck
• Soft, structured drape
• Premium print finish
• Designed to look expensive while you ignore people

FIT

Loose. Boxy. Socially unavailable.

Take your normal size for the intended fit.

Size up if you want even more personal space.

CARE

Wash cold.
Tumble dry low.
Don’t bleach it.
Don’t iron the print.

And please, for the love of God:

stop talking.

FIRST & FOREMOST
I NEED SILENCE. YOU NEED BOUNDARIES.