THE HEAVY MARINARA.
THE HEAVY MARINARA.
I REPEAT. HEAVY MARINARA.
The tee to end all tees.
The statement has been made. The sauce has been poured. Every allegation is false, every rumor is unsubstantiated, and frankly we will not be taking further questions at this time.
I REPEAT.
HEAVY MARINARA.
Built from substantial 260gsm 100% cotton, this isn’t some paper-thin throwaway tee pretending to have authority. It has weight. It has presence. It hangs loose with a relaxed drop shoulder and cool-touch finish because looking this irresponsible should still feel incredibly comfortable.
The raw-edge rolled back hem gives it just enough imperfection to make it look expensive without looking like you tried too hard.
Wear it to dinner. Wear it to court. Wear it while refusing to elaborate.
Just understand one thing:
The marinara is heavy.
The evidence is circumstantial.
The fit is immaculate.
THE DETAILS
- Heavyweight 260gsm / 7.7 oz cotton
- 100% cotton
- Loose, relaxed fit
- Drop-shoulder construction
- Round neckline
- Short sleeves
- Cool-touch, breathable feel
- Raw-edge rolled back hem
- Pre-shrunk for a more consistent fit
- Premium DTG print
CARE
Treat it better than your reputation.
- Machine wash cold / 30°C gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron low and stay off the print
- Do not dry clean
DROP 001 — FIRST & FOREMOST
No further questions.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | ||||||
| inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | inch | cm | |
| Length | 27.56 | 70 | 28.35 | 72 | 29.13 | 74 | 29.92 | 76 | 30.71 | 78 |
| Shoulder | 19.88 | 50.5 | 20.47 | 52 | 21.06 | 53.5 | 21.65 | 55 | 22.24 | 56.5 |
| Chest | 22.44 | 57 | 23.23 | 59 | 24.02 | 61 | 24.80 | 63 | 25.59 | 65 |
| Sleeve length | 9.45 | 24 | 9.65 | 24.5 | 9.84 | 25 | 10.04 | 25.5 | 10.24 | 26 |